my name is sara and i love baked goods &
be bloggin like a muthafucka up in dis biatch
They say that the the biggest thing separating humans from animals is opposable thumbs. If only animals could find the courage to stand up and oppose those bastard thumb overlords! Then we could all be equal. Fight the thumbs!
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
i only make friends incase one of them has a pool or trampoline
sometimes i spend hours sifting through stock photos and wondering how the fuck anyone could use anything like this
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
